




I recently took the Retro Pirate 25x30 Zoomable Monocular on a weekend camping trip to see if it could handle real-world scouting. While it definitely leans into the aesthetic of a classic spyglass, I was genuinely surprised by its functional zoom capabilities and rugged feel in the field.
The telescope features a solid, collapsible construction that feels much sturdier than its vintage appearance suggests. Because it is waterproof, I didn't worry about using it during a light morning mist, and the brass-style finish has held up well against minor scrapes from being tossed in my daypack.
Operating the device is straightforward: you simply extend the tubes to adjust the focus and zoom. While there is a slight learning curve to keep your hand steady at the full 25x magnification, it becomes second nature after a few minutes of use on the trail.
This is the perfect companion for campers, history buffs, or anyone who wants a functional tool with a bit of personality for their outdoor gear kit.
I am giving this telescope a perfect 5/5 rating for its unique blend of charm and practicality. If you have $39.00 to spend and want a compact optic that is as fun to look at as it is to look through, this is an easy recommendation.